You good for nothing kids should know that the world was very different in the 80’s.
First off, we didn’t spend the day looking at screens and taking pictures. Pictures were for special occasions. All of my family photos involve birthday cakes and Christmas trees, first days of school, graduations. People dressed up for pictures. And you had to make a real commitment to capture the moment. You needed a real camera that weighed something, the right speed film, multiple batteries, and then you had to go back and forth to the pharmacy to drop off film and pick up prints. By the time the pictures are handled over to you, at least five people already saw them and are judging you accordingly.
You didn’t use a phone to edit those photos. You did it manually, in the car – True by Spandau Ballet playing on the radio as you leafed through thirty six or twenty four three by five inch prints, ripping up any double-chins, separating out anything incriminating. That’s if you were lucky enough to have any images at all. Sometimes you exposed the film, you jackknob, and now you’re in the car looking at 36 glossies of absolute nothingness. That’s the original black mirror. Maybe this time Holding Back the Years is playing on the radio.
Today you just cough and Siri films what’s in front of it, saves it to the cloud, and massages your prostate. You have photos of every moment conceivable. At some point there will be more recorded history than actual history.
Video required even more commitment back in the day. At the very least you needed a tape recorder and cassettes. Again, batteries – and a place within three feet to plug in. You had to label and mark that tape if you ever wanted to know what was on it again. My brother would record over my cassette and video tapes regardless of what I put on the label. I could write “Baby’s First Steps” on it and my brother would tape right over it with four hours of Sopranos and a smattering of Cinemax softcore.
With some exceptions, much of what exists today existed in the 80s, we just didn’t feel the need to take pictures of it all. We could go months without even being near a camera. You’d only see pictures of cats in the bargain aisle of the book store.
Anyway, I have no real ending for this bit. I’ll keep working on it. : )