Remember back in the day when hip hop was real and rappers were good and ….STOP right there. This will not be another article about how things were so much better back in my era of hip hop and how we did it better and blah blah blah. Nor is it about stopping the violence and saving the children. The children are unfortunately on their own for this one. This is about good old fashioned silly ass beefs between groan (not a misspelling) ass millionaires complaining to the world about whom / what they like and don’t like.
Rappers are still claiming they are better than all other rappers .
Recent addition to the Hip Hop family Action Bronson and vocal doppelganger of one Mr. Tony Starks a.k.a Ghostface Killah of the Wu Tang Clan may have gotten a bit carried away during a segment on ESPN (why are rappers on ESPN again?). After proclaiming “He’s not rapping like this no more” (referring to Ghostface) and being egged on by the ESPN conflict creating consortium (see The Decision or Skip Bayless), Ghostface not only responded but literally threatened to end Bronson’s livelihood and life. Well that escalated quickly. Although Action has since apologized (via Twitter), Ghost has since not accepted his apology in a recently released rebuttal video in which he eloquently stated “NO.” Me thinks Action may have bitten off more than he can chew (for once).
Meek Mill vs. Drake
Did the singing rapper who used to be an actor just win a rap battle over the street rapper signed to the corrections officer acting like a street rapper? I don’t know what’s real and what pretend anymore. I feel like I’ve been drugged (where’s Bill Cosby?). Whatever the case may be, a battle featuring 2 of the largest stars in the genre currently just took place..sorta. All allegedly over Drake not writing his own rhymes but claiming to be a lyrical juggernaut and also not promoting their duet on Meek Mill’s latest album.
You would think Wheelchair Jimmy would be the one with the handicap and be coy in a rap battle but apparently Mill is the one who should’ve stayed Meek. Before we knew it, there were 2 diss records from Drake and one “diss” record from Meek Mil. More importantly, there were 7,000 memes from social media and fortune 500 companies unanimously proclaiming who they believed to be the victor.
It would seem this tussle with Drake may have even caused the recent split with Meek’s current girlfriend and Drake’s label mate, Nicki Minaj. With ASSets like that in jeopardy, things don’t appear to be getting any better for Meek.
Lil Wayne vs. Birdman
Now this is the type of father-son relationship only Senator Palpatine could appreciate. Lil Wayne, yet another Cash Money Records artist, has accused co owner of the label Bryan “Baby Birdman” Williams of not paying him his full monies. From Juvenile to B.G to Turk to Manny Fresh and now Lil Wayne, the list of rappers continues to grow to almost ALL Cash Money artists that have had financial disagreements with Birdman. Be that as it may, none of those artists were as big as Lil Wayne and none of those artists were literally raised by Birdman.
Wayne has aired his grievances publicly on many occasions in concerts and performances. This prompted Birdman to take the only logical course of action which consists of throwing cups of water on Wayne during said performances and possibly ordering his execution via gunshots to the tour bus. Birdman and another Cash Money Artist, Young Thug were recently named in the indictment of an associate (Jimmy Carlton Winfrey) for the attempted murder of Lil Wayne. Something tells me this one is far from over. Sure hope it doesn’t end in memorial songs and R.I.Ps.
This can’t be considered beef. This is more like kale-fed vegetarian soy beef.
- You probably shouldn’t talk shit about Ghostface Killah on national television (especially when you sound like him)
- Canadian actor-singing rappers ain’t nothing to f*ck with
- You probably shouldn’t sign to Cash Money Records if you want all your Cash Money
Whether these particular round of squabbles fostered healthy competition amongst emcees or lent to the degradation of the culture remains to be seen. For the moment at least, they registered as several blips in the social stratosphere and theses days, that’s kinda the only thing that matters. Oh well, at least they tried. Better luck next time.
Sidebar; Really Meek? That was your response?!??!?!?! Sidebar Complete.
Hip Hop Now
Here’s five acts doing their thing in the first installment of Hip Hop Now.
Chicago rapper Saba‘s new record Care For Me features Chance The Rapper on “Logout.”
From Everything is Fine, a collaboration between rapper/satirists Jean Grae and Quelle Chris, here’s “Zero.”
Tyler, the Creator stays weird and rhymes chicken nugget with fuckit on rap nugget “Okra.”
Dallas rapper Bobby Sessions lost his cousin to police violence and channels that energy into the controversial “Like Me.”
Rapper/actor A$AP Rocky samples Moby‘s “Porcelain” on “A$AP Forver.”
Aegyo – What the What?
You know how you and your significant other do the baby talk thing? Come on, you do it, admit it. Sometimes you talk to each other in a childish voice or make silly little gestures that you would never use at, for example, a business meeting or at the dentist. Well, this is a whole cottage industry in South Korea and they call it Aegyo.
Aegyo, a tool long leveraged by South Korean ladies to get what they want through sheer cuteness, has been leveraged by male and female K-Pop Idol groups to ginormous success. In fact, there are songs where one can do little cutsey gestures to the whole thing. Two popular aegyo anthems are The Gwiyomi Song and Oppaya, and there are videos aplenty on YouTube where folks of all ages and backgrounds vie for cringe-worthy cuteness. Some of these videos have millions upon millions of views. There’s even K-Pop Idol shows where folks watch each other express aegyo and react with howls of laughter.
Holy cow, the more I talk about this, the weirder it gets. Yet, I can’t look away.
Other cultures are jumping on the band wagon, too. Check out the videos below for some adorable examples.
STARS AMONG US
There are stars among us and they’re shining brighter in each and every post. Thanks to the platforms of new media and growing creativity, we have a vast amount of refreshing personalities making their way to the spotlight. The barriers of entry have crumbled and the gate keepers are fading away.
So with the holiday season upon us let me take this time to give you the gift of laughter and share a few of these gems that should be on our bigger screens sooner than soon. Some you may already know and others you need to know. Pass it on! It’s free!
FIND THEM – FOLLOW THEM – LAUGH WITH THEM
P.S – Do yourself a favor…don’t watch while eating. You’ll choke on your food.
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